The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year

The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year...As Far As I'm Concerned, Anyway!

Not only will the market officially heat up (after a long, slow summer) BUT the kids are entertained for 8 hours a day!! WOOHOO!!

Here are 10 funny quotes to inspire you for the approaching school year. There are quotes for students, teachers and parents.

#1 - For the moms
"If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers." -Edgar W. Howe

#2 - For those of faith
"As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools." -Author Unknown

#3 - For Politicians
"But there are advantages to being elected President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret." -Ronald Reagan

#4 - For kids
"Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years." Gracie Allen

#5 - For teachers
"There are three good reasons to be a teacher - June, July, and August." - Author Unknown

#6 - For the student
"I am always ready to learn although I do not always like being taught." -Winston Churchill

#7 - For the Class Clown
We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer school." Peter De Vries

#8 - For the question asker
"What's another word for thesaurus?" Steven Wright.

#9 - For unruly children
"When a teacher calls a boy by his entire name, it means trouble." - Mark Twain

#10 - For anyone who lives or works with kids
"Schoolteachers are not fully appreciated by parents until it rains all day Saturday." - E. C. McKenzie

Have a great first day back to school!

Sources:
Nicole Humphrey Back To School Quotes & Poems scrapbooking.families.com